EonsBeyondCenturies

I'm saving up points to change my username. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm not sure if I want to know what I was thinking, or indeed, if I was thinking at all.

If you said my "real name" out loud, then you will realize that my stated name is not, in fact, my real name. And I'm actually not a YouTuber, either. I run a Wattpad account, and can summarize my life in three words - how about no.

I am an avid Minecrafter and verified troll. I am also the head of the Saltstormer league (which consists of me, myself, and I. And my invisible friends, don't forget the invisible friends.) I still don't know what a redstone comparator does, but I can make a half-arsed TNT cannon.

I made this profile to post comments that I hope will make you guys laugh, and also maybe a quarter-arsed sketch from time to time. For my drawings, I use ProCreate for the iPad. No, not like that, you weirdos.

Have a ___ day.